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Funny Beer Images

Mon, 10 May 2010 04:07:59 +0000

Funny Beer Images I have found some more very funny beer images to share with you. Again there is a very chauvinistic theme running throught most funny beer pictures, I would apologize for that, but it’s bloody hilarious. All a man really needs to make him happy can be summed up in this funny picture, just lots [...]

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Funny Jokes – Beer Pictures

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 01:03:02 +0000

Funny Jokes – Beer Pictures Here are some very funny beer pictures that have been kicking around the internet. I find that quite often, curiously, most beer jokes and funny beer pics often shiny light upon a very dark side to the male psyche. It’s the simple things in life that make a man happy, and really [...]

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Funny Beer Joke Pictures

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 01:14:10 +0000

Funny Beer Joke Pictures Here are a few funny beer joke pictures I have found: This one is a very scary prospect, It could possibly cause injuries as drinkers fall off their seat in pubs. This one was sourced from: http://www.motifake.com This one has a very strange and elusive truth; no one really knows why German girls make beer [...]

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Do you have any Grapes? – Bar Joke

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 03:13:21 +0000

Do you have any Grapes? A ducks walks into a pub, goes up to the bartender and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender, confused, informs the ducks that no, this bar doesn’t serve any grapes, and infact most bars do not serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. On the [...]

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Dangers of rude jokes

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 02:17:33 +0000

Dangers of rude jokes A bloke named Patrick who works as an accountant decides to take off early from work and go for a quick beer on the way home.At the pub he happens to meet his old mate Sean who buys him a pint of beer and tells him a few rude jokes. Now Patrick [...]

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Corona Glass

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:19:34 +0000

Corona Glass Whoever came up with this absolutly brilliant idea to make a Corona glass out of a Corona Bottle deserves some kind of a medal. This is a rare moment of design ingenuity. The main thing is it is so obvious and simple, yet at the same time, almost accidentaly, really practical. The Corona from [...]

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Beer Bong Girl Perfection

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:58:01 +0000

Beer Bong Girl Perfection What can I say? When you combine a lovely looking girl like that, with amazing assets and the ability (and willingness) to chug a few beers down a beer bong… I call that Perfection. Beer Bong Girl Perfection… every man should have one… at least once. Beer Bong Girl Perfection is a post [...]

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How to pick up a bloke

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:25:18 +0000

HOW TO PICK UP A WOMAN you have to compliment her, you have to cuddle her, you have to kiss her, you have to caress her, you have to love her, you have to stroke her, you have to comfort her, you have to protect her, you have to hug her, you have to [...]

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The Jar of Life.

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 13:16:33 +0000

The Jar of Life When things in your life are getting tough, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the Mayonaise jar… and the beer. A teacher stood before his philosophy class with some containers in front of him. After the class began, without saying anything, he picked up a very large, empty mayo [...]

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You look like my wife!

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:47:18 +0000

You look like my wife! A drunk fella walks into a bar and, after sussing out the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him hard. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look just like her.” “Why you [...]

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Robot Barman

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:02:27 +0000

Robot Barman This bloke goes into a shiny new pub in town and there’s a robot bartender. The robot Barman says, “What will you have?” The fella says, “I’ll have a VB.” The robot barmen brings back the VB and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168″. The robot barman then proceeds to talk about physics, space [...]

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Female Hormones in Beer

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:36:19 +0000

Female Hormones in Beer In a Recent Survey, Australian scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive. Female Hormones in Beer is a post from: beerbrewguru.com.au

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The Rabbit that ate Toasties

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:31:23 +0000

The Rabbit that ate Toasties While this joke isn’t Strickly about Beer, The rabbit does always drink a pint of beer with each Toastie, so I think it worth a mention… that and it’s funny. A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, ‘Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese [...]

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Funny Beer Brew Joke

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:53:56 +0000

Beer Brewers Conference At a Huge conference of beer brewers held in Australia. It comes to the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer brew companies decide to have a drink in a pub. The president of Fosters orders a ‘Fosters’, the president of Budweiser orders a ‘Bud’, the president of Lion Nathan orders [...]

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Funny Beer Joke – Free Beer Bar Trick

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 06:04:51 +0000

Free Beer Bar Trick – Beer Joke A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good bar trick, will you give me a pint Free Beer?” [...]

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Beer Joke – How to win a VB slab.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:22:38 +0000

How to win a VB slab. Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project – Steve, Bruce and Kevin. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.” Kevin says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.” Two [...]

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Beer Joke – Beer vs Pussy

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:11:37 +0000

Pussy Versus Beer A beer is always wet. A pussy sometimes needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served warm. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers [...]

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Guinness Beer Joke

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 06:15:11 +0000

The Power of Guinness – Beer Joke Some Guinness was spilled on the bar room floor as the pub was closed for the night. Out from his hole crept a wee brown mouse and stood in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor and back on his haunches he sat. And all night long [...]

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Warning! New Date Rape Drug… Beer!

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:37:33 +0000

Date-Rape Drug (Be sure to watch the video at the end) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called “Beer.” The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes [...]

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Funny Beer Joke – water vs Beer

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:51:31 +0000

To those of you who enjoy a fine ale… and those who don’t. to quote Ben Franklin: ‘In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.’ In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, [...]

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Patrick The Irishman

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:40:37 +0000

Patrick the Irishman An Irishman named Patrick had been sick for a while and decided eventually to visit his doctor. After a long examination and a few tests his doctor looked Patrick in the eye, and said, “Aim afraid I have some bad new for ye. You have Cancer, and it can’t be cured. I’d give you [...]

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Taliban Joke

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:39:39 +0000

This one is not necessarily a beer joke, but beer is mentioned and it is a funny joke. YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…” 1. You grow Opium for a living, but you have a moral objection to drinking beer. 2. You own a $2,000 machine gun and $4,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. 3. You have [...]

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Walrus Joke

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:15:51 +0000

What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party? A: They’re both out looking for a tight seal. Walrus Joke is a post from: beerbrewguru.com.au

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Funny Beer Joke

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:05:59 +0000

It was a Mothers day eve and Patrick was busy emptying Guinness Beer Kegs at the local pub. Around 3AM, Having Drunk his fair share. As he stepped in the door his cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times. In an amazing display of sharp thinking he quickly cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it [...]

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Pirate Joke

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:53:59 +0000

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks down and says “You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants” The pirate replies “Ay, it’s drivin’ me nuts” Pirate Joke is a post from: beerbrewguru.com.au

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Murphy The Brewer

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:51:56 +0000

Murphy the Brewer Old man Murphy had worked down at the Beer brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man’s death. [...]

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The Lone Ranger Joke

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:47:56 +0000

The Lone Ranger The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of summer. He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to have a drink. A couple of minutes later a man [...]

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Beer Pig

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:43:16 +0000

Beer Pigs A pig walks into the bar and asks for a pitcher of beer. He drank it all then asked the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies “down the hall and to the left”. Another pig walks into the bar and orders 2 pitchers of beer. He finishes them off and then asks where the [...]

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Fishermen Beer Joke

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:37:11 +0000

Fisherman Beer Joke Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, [...]

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Drunk Driver Joke

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:22:44 +0000

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over. “Did you know,” says the cop, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?” “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.” Drunk Driver Joke [...]

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